>> playing
Cupid Parasite

>> reading
Ascension VN Script

>> watching
Horror

Ok so I need money. Like now. I’m bad at explaining things but i don’t have a job, I literally have like barely $50 in my account and my savings are dwindling. Please if anyone could, send me money to my p*yp*l? Dm me if you want it!

Welp, it’s the holiday season and I barely have $5 to my name! If anyone would like to help please dm me! Thanks so much

It’s black history month I don’t need a reason dm me for PayPal

Venmo: ubicorn123

Guess who’s broke again!!! :D

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

a lot of people think pink lemonade is interchangeable with strawberry or even raspberry lemonade but theyre wrong. theres actually a lot of nuance

“ugh this character is so annoying and immature” this character is 14

"This teenage character is unsympathetic". So were you. Grow up.

Not me I was born an empath. I cried after being born bc the nurse was sad her husband left her. Maybe you should grow up instead.

Shared this like two days ago, and today I got hire🤩🤩

I don't usually post stuff like this, but I'm CLAIMING IT honey 🧿🦋✨

Reposting because it works💪🏾

there’s no shame in needing to pause a physical activity to go get a glass of water. yes, this includes fucking

actually. happy disability pride month to any of my fellow disabled people who fuck different. who need to take sex slowly. who need to use an inhaler during sex. who need a wrist massage before or after sex. you’re epic, and you deserve to have your body rocked this disability pride month

laughoutloud-club:
“Getting there
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Getting there

[woman who’s never maintained eye contact with a gay person before]: This is for the girls and the gays ☺️

[woman who’s scared of lesbians]: this is for the gays and the girlies 😌

[image description: a tumblr tag reading, in all caps: “taylor swift????” End description]

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

flakes-girlfriend:
“gayagendas:
“yeahiwasintheshit:
“‘Top’
”
I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
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me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican
”

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

image

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

even when they're playing taylor swift in the lobby. You can't break my spirit you vile woman

I hate to break it to you but all of Taylor Swift’s songs are about lesbian sex

if you went outside and interacted with real life adult humans you would discover so many wonderful things